crown-queen-bambee:

blacknsioux:

rubynrags:

Do you know what I want to see?

I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.

But halfway through the movie, she figures out

She can rap like hell

Nicki minaj voices her

I would watch this. Nicki Minaj actually does great voice overs so this is a win

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dangerhamster:

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

image

I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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4quarius:

Magical pond that changes color with the weather 

Kent Shiraishi took these photos of the Blue Pond, a beautiful body of water in Hokkaido, Japan. Blue Pond receives so much attention because of its shimmering blue hue, which changes into a lovely green in certain light. This pond owes its colors to aluminium hydroxide, a mineral which reflects blue light. 

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Fabulous Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

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improbablecarny:

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A TINY BIRD SNEEZING

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caesaretluna:


soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it



Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

caesaretluna:

soulessspinelesssenseless:

destieloquent:

clannyphantom:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

my throat is sore maybe ur dick could soothe it

Of course, supernatural gets pulled into this

STORY TIME: when i was in hospital some years ago there was this waaaay too attractive doctor and something was wrong with one of those heart rate whatever things on my breast and he had to put it back in place and when he turned the monitor back on my heart beat was soooo fast and he stared at the monitor and than back at me and it was just awkward.

Reblogged from Starting Here

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